We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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