Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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