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• (801): View more from Utah

  Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...

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  A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?

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• (386): View more from Florida

  i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock

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• (858): View more from California

  this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?

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• (407): View more from Florida

  moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.

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• (434): View more from Virginia

  If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.

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