3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I would ride that face into the sunset
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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