I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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