Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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