FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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