Where is the hickey?
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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