Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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