She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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