ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
me + whiskey = a bad person
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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