they need to just BURY HIM!
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
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