I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
what is it with giant penises always finding me
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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