Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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