She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
Randomize
