It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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