The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
Randomize
