She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
we're so committed to being not committed
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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