Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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