I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
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