Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
organizing the empties. That sober.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I think pants incapable of making pants work
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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