There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
Randomize
