Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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