we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
3pm strippers are depressing
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Randomize
