sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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