We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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