whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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