I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
How's work?
Spinning.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
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