I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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