Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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