Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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