we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
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