Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
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