And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
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