Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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