His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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