I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
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