we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
The air was thick with penises
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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