I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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