Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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