I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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