hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
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