at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
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