How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
Randomize
