You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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