I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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