Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Randomize
