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(404): View more from Georgia

A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds

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She started it, but I totally finished it.

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(505): View more from New Mexico

Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops

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(808): View more from Hawaii

Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?

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(970): View more from Colorado

Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room

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(612): View more from Minnesota

He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.

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It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.

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(479): View more from Arkansas

New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

How naked do you want me to be?

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