I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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