but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
I need to align my fucking chakras
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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