yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
i came on her dog
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
When are your genitals available?
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
Randomize