Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
tell me about the fingering
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