just come out here and I will go home with you...
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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