sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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